Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.

The finest woman that ever walked the streets.

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present