Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
Come up and see me sometime.
Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.