I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.

It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Beulah, peel me a grape