A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.