If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.
Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.