Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

You may think you're in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn't love the man before, you won't love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

Too many Broadway actors in motion pictures lost their grip on success--had a feeling that none of it had ever happened on that sun-drenched coast, that the coast itself did not exist, there was no California. It had dropped away like a hasty dream and nothing could ever have been like the things they thought they remembered.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.