Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

I’ve been things and I've seen places.

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.