Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

I’ve been things and I've seen places.

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.