It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

When in doubt take a bath

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Too many Broadway actors in motion pictures lost their grip on success--had a feeling that none of it had ever happened on that sun-drenched coast, that the coast itself did not exist, there was no California. It had dropped away like a hasty dream and nothing could ever have been like the things they thought they remembered.

Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.