I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
I know so much about men because I went to night school.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.