Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
I know so much about men because I went to night school.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.