Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you've got to keep working at it. So until I can give the.

For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.