Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.