The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.
Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.