Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.

what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.

I started out as Snow White, but then I drifted.