Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
I started out as Snow White, but then I drifted.
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.