If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.