A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.