what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?