what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.

I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.