Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.

That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.

Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.

I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.

I realised there were no good role models for kids. Popeye eats spinach, but also smokes and hits people.

LazyTown' is not a TV property, but a lifestyle brand for children.

At the weekends I usually have around 50 kids running around in my back garden. They are all friends of my kids. I know all their names. We have barbecues, put up tents, and play soccer. I love it.