Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.

I learned that there are two things that kids really like: movement and love. Happy kids move; unhappy, they don't move.

Vampires are such prima donnas.

I want to motivate the world, basically.

I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.

There's a lot of things I want to do. I want to learn Italian. I want to learn to play tennis better. I want to motivate the world, basically.

I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.