I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to stop being judgmental, to listen.

I've avoided work all my life, you see. So, I'm like a bee. I go from flower to flower.

I think people are so disillusioned with the parties. It's one party with two different names, and they are so spineless.

Here am I, a human being and that has a body that is getting old. And I only have one, I can't trade it in.

I kind of miss the old sleazy Times Square, in a way. And yet I don't mind not being accosted by all sorts of strange people.

To lose one parent is a tragedy, to lose both is utter carelessness.

My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay my taxes." Well, you're an asshole.