I would never become an alcoholic like my father because my father deserted us. But diseases, there's no let up.

I absolutely love the public transportation system in New York. No matter what, no matter how people complain, it is the best in the world.

The Supreme Court gives corporations the same rights as a human being. It's absurd. You can't do that.

They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.

I've avoided work all my life, you see. So, I'm like a bee. I go from flower to flower.

That's my punishment in hell, shoveling horseshit.

My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay my taxes." Well, you're an asshole.