If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

Life is a crisis - so what!

Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work