If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.

If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.