If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world.