If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

To put it another way: a conference is an elite meeting on equal terms; a congress is a group of elites meeting on opposite terms; a convention is a mob meeting on equal terms; a course is an elite instructing a mob; and a colloquium is a group capable of considering all these phenomena.

Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.