The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world.

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.