My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.

If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.