My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship

I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work