You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.