The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.
Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.
Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship
You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.
If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.
Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.