With sociology one can do anything and call it work

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.

English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.

To put it another way: a conference is an elite meeting on equal terms; a congress is a group of elites meeting on opposite terms; a convention is a mob meeting on equal terms; a course is an elite instructing a mob; and a colloquium is a group capable of considering all these phenomena.

I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship