I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world.

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it.

I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world.

Life is a crisis - so what!

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.