But you are involved in the world, and your actions have consequences for other people, and if you don't recognize that, then that's the supreme kind of cruelty. Everyone shares someone else's fate to some extent.

If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.