On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

Life is a crisis - so what!

Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.