Anyone who thinks it’s funny to name their network "Tom’sHugeEtc" is going to think it’s funny that one of his neighbors is also named Tom and is embarrassed by it.

We are all going to die, sometimes even in the middle of a lease.

One of the glorious things about being a person in the world is that you don't have to worry about whether or not someone else is trying to be creepy.

Don't let a friend make you feel publicly uncomfortable indefinitely just because they're probably a lesbian.

Your partner cannot fault you for refusing to host a perpetual-motion party or for the fact that you must sleep and will eventually die.

You have a right to be treated professionally at work, and it's your supervisor's job to make sure all their employees can perform their duties comfortably and safely.

The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives.