Anyone who thinks it’s funny to name their network "Tom’sHugeEtc" is going to think it’s funny that one of his neighbors is also named Tom and is embarrassed by it.

Kids know when they're getting yelled at and mocked, I can assure you.

Worrying seems like a fairly natural state of being for a parent, so feel free to worry as much as you want.

Addicts sometimes have a penchant for becoming the center of attention at other people's celebrations.

Letting events end is not rude. Everything ends.

Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.

You who have suffered so much do not want to be with the kind of person who makes "black widow" jokes to deal with an uncomfortable, painful moment. You should be with a person capable of great compassion and understanding.