Anyone who wants to pretend that your Huntington's disease is an invention is someone who does not have your best interests at heart.

If you’re so forgetful that you’re incapable of remembering that a co-worker isn’t pregnant on three separate occasions in as many months, I worry about your memory and cognition skills.

Not wanting to give everyone in your life one of your kidneys is not the same thing as hoping they die of kidney failure.

If just one person touches you without your permission, stepping back and saying clearly, "Please don't touch me" should get them to stop.

The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives.

There are alternatives to pregnancy if you want another child.

If your wife briefly corrects someone with "Actually, I'm bisexual" during conversation, it hardly sounds like attempting to remain an object of desire to me. If she went around saying, "Actually, I'm still very interested in men, particularly you, you massive dose of sexual charisma," you might have a case.