I don't think unfriending your old crush on Facebook will do much other than remove him from your Facebook feed. Don't beat yourself up over what you dream about; there are a lot worse things that could slip across the transom of your unconscious mind than an old high school crush who was always nice to you.
Mallory OrtbergBad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.
Mallory OrtbergI hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry aversion.
Mallory OrtbergTenancy laws can be so complicated; I want to make sure OP is protected as much as possible.
Mallory OrtbergIn no state in America is it legal for a landlord to demand their tenants lead a "healthy lifestyle" in order to rent property.
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