There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.

You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there are also always those burnt, black kernels that don’t pop. You know why they don’t pop? Because they have integrity.