I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.

My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount of respect for or not, and being challenged by the immediacy of conversation.

Hopefully standup will become special again.

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.

I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid.

I'm not a moron, but science fiction to me requires a suspension of disbelief and honest curiosity or fascination in that kind of bullshit. I've just never been able to make that jump, really. I like things to be more organic.