Hopefully standup will become special again.

I sort of get tired of myself sometimes. When you're busy, your life becomes relatively small. But I don't really get tired of talking to other people.

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.

Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the same ballpark - around my issues and my philosophy of life.

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.