Hopefully standup will become special again.

That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stupid. Realize that you're not immortal and you've got to take care of yourself. And then laugh it off and fly away.

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.

I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.'

When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.