In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.

I'm not fundamentally a writer. I know writers, and I have a tremendous amount of respect for them. It bothers me that no matter how well I do it, it's not really my format.

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

The next evolutionary step is into the screen.

The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.

Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic.