We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.

My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount of respect for or not, and being challenged by the immediacy of conversation.

Hopefully standup will become special again.

I sort of get tired of myself sometimes. When you're busy, your life becomes relatively small. But I don't really get tired of talking to other people.