I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.

I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along.

I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff for me.

If you can't afford the good food or if you can't afford health care or if you don't have a job or if your car is dangerous because you can't get it fixed and you DIE, you just lost the game-bzzzzz-thanks for playing extreme capitalism.