I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if I'll get to the book. But I'm certainly excited about the day where I can't find the book, and I get to say, 'Where the hell is my anger management book?!'

I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff for me.

I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy.

There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.

Most of the comics that I talk to I've never talked to for more than ten minutes ever. So 95 percent of the time you're really hearing the first conversation between me and that guy on the podcast.

Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched.