I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

I found a great deal of relief and excitement watching comics when I was very young. My grandmother was very into them and so was my grandfather. They had a profound effect on me, so I just found myself watching comedians on the after-school shows: Merv Griffin and that kind of stuff.

I'm weird; I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people.

Hopefully standup will become special again.

Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic.

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.