The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.

I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing.

If you can't afford the good food or if you can't afford health care or if you don't have a job or if your car is dangerous because you can't get it fixed and you DIE, you just lost the game-bzzzzz-thanks for playing extreme capitalism.

I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.