Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.

I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.

I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and I like to then walk around the mall and go, 'No! No! This wasn't what it was supposed to be about, people!' Then if there's a Santa at the mall, I walk up to him and say, 'Listen, fat man, you're just a clown at my birthday party.'

I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.

In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.

I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the opportunity to write a show about your life.

I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life.