I was married once before, and I stopped.

I've always been someone who likes to talk to people. When I was a little kid, I sought out freaks and weirdos that wandered the streets by where I worked in high school. I would just bring them in and talk to them.

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.

Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

The medium of podcasting and the personal nature of it, the relationship you build with your listeners and the relationship they have with you - they could be just sitting there, chuckling and listening... there's nothing like that.

What appealed to me was the intimacy of the medium, the fact that I was doing it from my home, and the fact that I wanted to talk. I was not there to plug things. I don't do a hell of a lot of research. I go on a sort of kindred-spirit bonding that preexists the interview, and just see what unfolds.