How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.

Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic.

I'm weird; I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people.

In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.

I'm interested in the fact that comics are people who are oddly courageous in their desire and their commitment to sacrificing any sense of normalcy in their lives, any sense of security, and most of them are oddly unique individuals. Let's have a broader conversation with people that have spent their last however-many-years thinking about their lives. I mean, they're philosophers. They're poets. They're people who are on the outside looking in at the world through a different set of values.

I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life.

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.