Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.

If you let someone talk for an hour, you're gonna have a pretty good idea of who they are, and I think that's more rewarding than me sitting there going, "That's complete bullshit about health care."

On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.

I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the opportunity to write a show about your life.

If you can't afford the good food or if you can't afford health care or if you don't have a job or if your car is dangerous because you can't get it fixed and you DIE, you just lost the game-bzzzzz-thanks for playing extreme capitalism.

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.

I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.