It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen to my show; they know a lot about me.

I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.

They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.

There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.

I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics.

I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.