I'm weird; I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people.

Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing it out over time on stage and in front of people until it becomes a full bit.

I'm not a racist. It's really case by case; it's not ethnicity specific. It's just the way I react to things that are different. I think that's normal. Everyone's nervous when they're confronted with things that they don't understand or are different. That's a normal human reaction. It doesn't become racist 'til you say things like, 'Oh, there's a lot of them.'

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.