On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.
Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.
You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television.
When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.
In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.