If you're a songwriter, you want to write a song like "Oh Yeah" that radically shifts everything. You can definitely retire on that song. You want to have something you can put in your songbook that everybody can recognize, whether it's a good or bad thing.

I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel.

My attitude toward peace does not depend on which war we are discussing. I think that words should do the work of bombs.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!

Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are.

Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.