Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are.

I'd like to put across the notion that bad taste is actually good for you.

You didn't hear Yello until later in the night in the bondage clubs. Things would start getting crazy and that's when you'd hear Yello. It was bad.

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!'

Comedy was all I ever wanted.

I don't want to hurt anybody because of their looks. That's been used to hurt me so much.

I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?