That notion that we're in the post-racism, post-sexism world is so not true.

Im not a mom, but I think the word mother is about wisdom.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would love to go mainstream, but my comedy is too edgy. It's always too dirty. It's always too filthy. I'm dying to sell out. But I love doing comedy, I love touring, and I think I would do everything for free.

When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy. All she said was 'Oh maybe it's better if you just die,' because it was killing her that I was doing this.

That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what we have learned. To teach what we know, and shorten the journey for those who will come after us.