I am a big Ellen fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.

I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that's really time-consuming.

Now on Facebook I have all these 'friends' who used to bully me, and they're like, 'We're so proud! We love you!' They come to shows and want to take a picture, and they're like, 'Don't you remember us?' And I'm like, 'I'm sorry, I don't.' And I feel bad, but I feel good.

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.

Comedy is the only weapon I have to battle totalitarianism.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?