I like to respond with jokes and to keep it as light as possible.

I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots.

I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.

Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very un-Christian, if you think about the way Christ was and Christ's teachings. This is not loving. This is anger. This is hatred. This is bigotry. And it's wrong.

I'm not a body shamer. The word fat has been used to hurt me my entire life.

I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form.

Often something that is in bad taste or considered to be in bad taste is something that's just very true but that people are unwilling to discuss or comment on.