I use my work as catharsis. That's often the best thing that we can do, is to allow ourselves to rage because it's so rare that we get to. We're told to forgive - I don't want to! I don't want to forgive my abuser! I don't care to and I don't like that assumption that forgiveness makes me a better person. It's not authentic to me, my feelings and what I need. But everyone has their own way.

Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.

I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't imagine my life without them.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

That it is not the people who really feel that way, but it is people who have the most money to fire up these propaganda campaigns, these like, basically these lies that they are willing to lie to the public in order to manipulate them into doing what they want. And to me it doesn't make any sense.

For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.