I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

You have to adhere to a certain morality, a certain level of decorum, or else you'll be punished and labeled.

If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them?

Anger and comedy are really connected.

I got back from Toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of SARS - you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome.