I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.

I want to get married but I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. I want one, but I can't decide what I want, and I don't want to be stuck with something I'd grow to hate and have surgically removed.

And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down gunpowder, melt down scraps of lead and pour it into a mold, wait for it to cool - only to have it take forever to finally go off?

It makes it very hard to say what you believe in and not be attacked for it. And it's not fair; I'm Korean, but I'm not supposed to talk about my experience and my life? It's unaccepting.

I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great.

I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots.