Try to have a good day today, wherever you are, whatever you do, whoever is near, if no one is near. Try to be happy, because you may not see tomorrow. There is someone this morning, who didn't wake up, who will never see this day. Try to feel lucky that this is not you.

I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too!

Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.

That's the nature of comedy. You always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's when comedy is most effective.

I'm not a body shamer. The word fat has been used to hurt me my entire life.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

I think political correctness really does help us when it serves us but it doesn't help us when it silences us.