If you have sex, it should be for you, not for the other person.

I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great.

Your goal is to write that masterpiece. Yello's masterpiece was "Oh Yeah." Whatever I say about the song doesn't matter, because it has a huge impact on how we remember the era.

I think reality television is such a special talent.

Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose.

I knew I was crazy because I was watching Jesus Christ Superstar and the part where Jesus carries the cross up the mountain, I actually said to myself, "Wow! That must be a really good workout! Yeah, because you're doing arms and cardio!"

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.